you’re such a b**** (bagel)
why is ewan mcgregor saying that in front of a waterfall
HAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK CHRIS
One day, that toddler will be telling everyone about the time she went one on one with the great one, pattycaking his candy ass.
the rock is a gift
Dreams would be much more fun if they were multi-player servers that other sleeping people could join.
write a book
PLATFORM 9, PLATFORM 10. Nothing in between.
Excuse me sir, can you tell me how to get to platform nine and three quarters?
Platform 9 and 3 quarters, there ain’t no such thing. You’re the 700th kid to ask me that today. I still refuse to believe that it exists.
I love Harry’s face. Everyone else just kind of looks down, all serious, but Harry’s like “The fuck kind of school is this?!?”
THIS IS LITERALLY A DESCRIPTION OF MY LIFE
dog goes woof
cat goes meow
i wipe my brow and i sweat my rust
cow goes moo
THIS IS MESSING WITH MY BRAIN
leaving kudos on fics like
Favorite Muggleborns headcanons (1/?)
hey it’s my art